Kids say the darndest things

Five year old niece picks up two sticks on quite a bit longer than the other

Five year old niece holds up longer stick “This is the daddy stick” then holds up the shorter stick “This is the mommy stick”

Three year old niece points to shorter stick “No that’s the daddy stick”

Five year old niece holds up longer stick again “No this is the daddy stick it is taller and tells you off when you do something bad” then holds up the shorter stick “and this is the mommy stick because it is shorter and does not tell you off”